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To the educated mind, it seems inconceivable that millions of people will choose rabid ignorance and childish fantasy over, say, a polar bear.

240 pencils can be made from an average body of ash - a lifetime supply of pencils for those left behind.

For privacy, warmth and concentration in public spaces while using a Laptop

My fave: "Let's skip intro and go find a Hotel Room"

Muslims out there should be very careful to restrict their circle of friends to non-Muslims, so as to avoid creating the feelings of alarm and anxiety that grow in every honest white breast when it passes by a group of swarthy-looking fellows, smoking unfamiliar cigarettes and slyly stroking their fundamentalist moustaches.

Keep music mixes for friends to 60 minutes or less. >>>

Ask for free tech support only from immediate family or significant others. >>>

Photoshop your pictures as much as you want, but remember: Your real friends know what you look like. >>>

"hybrid cars are designed solely to milk the guilt genes of the smug and the foolish" and other gems

1983 - Bjarne Stroustrup bolts everything he's ever heard of onto C to create C++. The resulting language is so complex that programs must be sent to the future to be compiled by the Skynet artificial intelligence. Build times suffer.

Students will practice using emoticons to create powerful dialogue and to establish dramatic irony. They'll learn to gracefully integrate complex expressions into their IM writing

"What" ain't no rendering engine I ever heard of! They support CSS3 in "What"?!

Over the next several months Nakajima—a virgin—explored her new obsession by cutting out pictures of American men from riding mower advertisements and heart-attack-prevention brochures. The barely legal teen also discovered satellite broadcasts of ESPN2 around this time, and often stayed up all night ogling professional bowlers and competitive dart players.

Please don’t hold my brief affair with blueberry bagels against me. I cured myself of this aberration.

The iPhone hits Sydney and the fuhrer is a little pissed at Telstra.